Hemroid ...hemroid?!?

...hemroid?!? - hemroid

I think I have a Hemren but I'm not sure. No pain, no bleeding, and I have no problem, an image, but it feels as if there is something in my ***. Could be a cyst or something?

My ass is also very sweaty when I wear shorts to ... not much, but when I Jeans unbearable.

What is wrong with my ***?